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When Chelsea's old college roommate, Gail (Tricia Helfer) breaks up with her boyfriend, Chelsea tells her she can come stay at Charlie's Malibu beach house. She's hot, so who's Charlie to complain. He ends up having fantasies about a three-way and can't trust himself around Gail when Chelsea goes to work and leaves them alone together.
Berta suggests to Charlie that he gets rid of her using the best tool he has... his brother. Charlie convinces Alan he has a chance and he goes to talk to Gail... scaring her away within minutes. Chelsea goes into Alan's room that night and reams him out, creepily turning the guy on.
The episode's title, "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." is what Alan is thinking in his head when he's busy drooling over Gail. The original episode title, "The Moustache Attachment," was mentioned by Berta when she thought about how she'd still do Gail if she painted on a 'stache.
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Season: 7, Episode: 8Air Date: 11/16/2009
Rating: 10.0 / 10
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Charlie: I gotta figure out a way to get Gail to leave on her own.Berta: You got the perfect tool for the job.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Berta: The one tool that's guaranteed to drive any woman out of the house.
Alan [entering the room]: Hello.
Berta: Oh look, it's an Alan wrench.
November 9th, 2009 12:00 PM
Chelsea has to leave to Florida, all of a sudden, her grandmother is sick, she takes the first plane out of town, but Charlie hardly notices, as he is distracted by so many beautiful women at the "Miss California" pageant, he and Donald Trump have bar drinks at the Beverly Hills Golf Club with the top runners up ..afteerwards they are all invited to Charlies house so Jake can learn to tell the difference between real blonds.
November 10th, 2009 8:26 PM
I hope the writers make this show funny again
November 14th, 2009 12:51 AM
I Actually Think The Writers Have Batted A 1000 Percent Since The Show Started. I Have Been A Fan Of Charlie Sheen For Years, And It Took A Few Shows To Get Use To Jon Cryer (Allen), And Jake (Angus) What Can You Say About Kids An When They Turn Into Teenagers. And Berta, "The Greatest One Liners".