Two and a Half Men

"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"

Original Air Date: November 03, 2003

Judith gets worried when Jake begins drawing sketches of a naked female friend of Charlie's that has been wandering around the house half naked.

"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"

Original Air Date: October 27, 2003

Charlie and his mother, Evelyn, end up dating two people that are related.

"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"

Original Air Date: October 20, 2003

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie meeting some very sexy soccer moms.

"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap"

Original Air Date: October 13, 2003

Alan is having troubles with Charlie's sarcastic maid, Berta. Charlie is trying to get Jake and Rose to listen to him.

"Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"

Original Air Date: October 06, 2003

Alan fears he's losing custody of his son Jake so he goes out drinking with his brother Charlie.

"Big Flappy Bastards"

Original Air Date: September 29, 2003

Charlie tries to learn how to be a parent with his nephew Jake around, while Alan tries to win back his ex-wife, Judith.

"Pilot"

Original Air Date: September 22, 2003

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in with him into his Malibu Beach house.

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