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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14: "I Can't Afford Hyenas"

Charlie's accountant, Stan, tries to explain to him why he's suddenly in financial trouble.

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Charlie: Great, why don't I just shoot myself?
Alan: Can't afford a gun

Alan: Charlie, call me an old-fashioned dad, but I was hoping my son wouldn't start betting on sports until he's old enough to have a drinking problem.
Charlie: He didn't really make a bet. I just gave him a taste of my action.
Alan: Nor do I want him tasting your action.
Jake: Dad, without action there's no juice.
Alan: All of a sudden, he's Frank Sinatra

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