Alan: What are you praying for? Jake: I have a math test on Monday. Alan: Oh, so you're praying for a good grade? Jake: No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick. Alan: Have you considered just studying for the test? Jake: How would that help? Alan: Okay, listen to me, even if we were to assume a god who would be willing to give your teacher a coldâ€” Jake: Anthrax. Alan: Okay, no more praying for you. Jake: Who are you, the Supreme Court?