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After Alan and Charlie have a fight about his role in the house, Alan moves out and into his mother's house.
Charlie: You got your food in my refrigerator, your car in my garage, and your stupid, flowered towels in my guest bathroom!
Alan: Hey, those towels are very pretty. They brighten up the whole room.
Charlie: They're gay, and they scream "civil union!"
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Charlie: I don't pay you to mock me.
Berta: Charlie, you'd have to pay me not to.
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