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The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Charlie: Think it through Alan, for what possible activity would I need my pants off an my shoes on?
Alan: I dunno, chasing a reluctant hooker?
Charlie: Can't rule it out.

Alan: I guess a little morning quickie is out of the question?
Charlie: if you can do it without waking me up... you're not realy thinking about it are you?