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RIP, Charlie Harper?
RIP, Charlie Harper?

by Matt Richenthal at Comments

So much for Charlie Harper's happy ending. While sources previously said Chuck Lorre and company would resolve its Charlie Sheen problem...

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka

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