11 Lessons Learned from Saved by the Bell
Matt Richenthal
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Saved by the Bell has taught us many important life lessons. Check out these examples.
1. Just say no.
We're starting with the most obvious. Trust us, you won't be SO EXCITED after awhile of popping caffeine pills. You'll just be so scared.
2. Keep away from tabloids.
Remember when the government nearly took Screech away because Zack and Slater pretended he was an alien to earn some money from the tabloids? Something to consider.
3. Don't kiss your best friend's ultimate crush.
We hope you didn't need us to tell you this.
4. Don't drink and drive.
EVER!
5. Remember the animals.
Don't be tempted by big oil. No matter what improvements it could make to your school.
6. Avoid lightning.
Don't believe this photo. A lightning didn't really make Screech see into the future.
7. Be honest.
Zack once used subliminal messaging to hypnotize Bayside and win over Kelly. It didn't work.
8. Really, just say no!
In case you didn't get the message the first time.
9. Respect the institution of marriage.
It's sacred for a reason.
10. Dance like no one is watching.
Isn't that right, Slater?
11. Friends are forever.
Always remember where you came from and who helped get you there.
