13 Amazing Quotes from the I Wanna Marry Harry Premiere
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I Wanna Marry Harry is an amazing new show on Fox. Check out a handful of quotes from its opener now.
1. D-uh!
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him 'sir?' I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
2. A dream come true!
rich, handsome, and, for those who dream big enough, royal.
It's every girl's dream
3. USA? USA?
American girls don't seem to have inside voices. ... They're very forward.
4. Do I have what it takes?
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
5. Beware of shanking
Even though they're like smiling at me -- their face is saying, 'How was it?', but their eyes are saying, 'I'm gonna shank you in your sleep!’
6. Not princess material
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
7. A low bar
The guys I'm used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
8. There's fire-breathing dragons.
There's fire-breathing dragons.
9. Sound advice
Don't do too much alcohol tonight, sir, in case you give the game away.
10. Secret Service?!?
Who else has Secret Service? The queen? The president? Michael Jackson? I don't think he's any of them.
11. Who is Harry?!?
I hope I don't sound ignorant saying this, but I don't know what Prince Harry looks like.
12. Do Long Islands count?
We don't have tea parties where I'm from. I don't think Long Island Iced Teas count.
13. We're at Downton Abbey!
We're at Downton Abbey!
