13 Times Our Favorite Heroines Got Wasted
Carissa Pavlica
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Calling all wine lovers!
We have gathered a whole group of women so you don't have to drink alone!
We're not sure if these women were planning on drinking to excess, but there is little doubt with the way they're swilling it down, they're about to be wasted.
Grab your wine glass, or hell, just the bottle, and join them for a toast, will you?
It's five o'clock somewhere!
1. Amy Schumer Isn't Wasting Any Time!
If you're a fan of Inside Amy Schumer, then perhaps you've seen her relationship with wine already. It's pretty apparent she's not wasting any time with the small glasses. There's a lot of that going around!
2. Christine's Cracking Up
Christine looks like the only thing that will keep her from cracking on The New Adventures of Old Christine is that bottle of wine. Don't try to take it from her!
3. Thank You, Alcohol
April was having a pretty rough go of it on Parks and Recreation, until she remembered alcohol existed. To hell with the glass, that's when you just pick up the bottle and drink. Thank you, thank you.
4. Make Him Pay
Skyler wanted to make Walter White pay. What better way than to scare the crap out of him with a stern face and a bottle of chardonnay? Breaking Bad indeed.
5. We Do! We Do!
When the question is: Who wants wine? The appropriate answer is always either, we do, or I do. Never, in Cougar Town's crowd, admit to teetotaling. Just pour it into someone else's glass if you don't want it. Really. There will be a giant one that needs filling. Always.
6. Just One Glass a Day Extends Your Life
When Betty White learns that you only need one glass of wine per day to extend your life, she thinks like every other human being on the planet. She'll take the big glass.
7. Guaranteed Happy Endings
If you want guaranteed Happy Endings, you're more likely to pick up a glass of wine. Penny sure looks like she's on her way to happiness...or a hangover...in this particular shot! Time to slow down, Penny.
8. No Heroines Here!
Alright, there are no heroines in this shot, but with the way these Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are grabbing for the bottle as if it's the last wine on earth, we know being wasted is in their future.
9. More Pink Wine
All the guys immediately start buying pink wine for Jess on New Girl after she exclaims that it makes her slutty. Some things are better left unsaid!
10. The French Aren't All that Dainty
Megan's mom, Marie, just started guzzling right out of the bottle on Mad Men. Remember when she was sort of the alluring French woman? Yes, even they just kick back and get wasted.
11. Any Way She Can Get It
Olive Pope will take wine any way she can it on Scandal, and that means right out of the bottle like all the other little people. And out of the glass, but her glasses are big. She inspired women all over the world to drink wine with her, so, good show, Olivia!
12. Work Wine
Work wine drinking often leads to drinking in embarrassing places and in embarrassing ways, as Robin showcases here in a scene from How I Met Your Mother. She's hiding under her desk, and yet sobbing. She's highly unlikely to remain hidden for long in that case.
13. Start Making Sense
The only way this is going to make sense, Alicia says, is if she drinks more wine. Hey, at lease she was still drinking wine here. Now she's onto tequila! Movin' on up on The Good Wife, you guys!
