Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes from "Tactical Village"

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1. Entering Sprinkle City!

Diaz in training

Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

Gina: So stop playing. Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

2. Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Diaz in training

Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy. Holt: Yes, but my...

3. "Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

Diaz in training

"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

Gina
"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

4. I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

Diaz in training

I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

Jake
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

5. Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!

Diaz in training

Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister.
Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia!
Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!

Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister. Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia! Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No...

6. Real stuff, like the shape of his ass

Diaz in training

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener. Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy? Rosa:...

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Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.

Gina