Duck Dynasty Quotes from Season 5

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7. The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming...

A new invention

The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.

Jase
The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are...

8. They're not mad. These cows are crazy

A new invention

They're not mad. These cows are crazy

Si
They're not mad. These cows are crazy

9. Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity...

A new invention

Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.

Phil
Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.

10. You're OK!

Constant teasing

If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.

Jase
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.

11. That's my crapper.

Constant teasing

That's my crapper.

Jep
That's my crapper.

12. You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

A new duck dynasty toy

You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

Kay
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.

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