Duck Dynasty Quotes from Season 5

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13. Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.

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Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.

Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun. Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.

14. Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

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Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

Jase
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.

15. The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

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The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

Kay
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.

16. Hey, I'm a math man.

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Hey, I'm a math man.

Si
Hey, I'm a math man.

17. Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.

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Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.

Jessica
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.

18. Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.

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Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.

Jep
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.

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