Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quotes from Season 3

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These are Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are both hilarious and disgusting.

That pretty much sums up the show, doesn't it?

1. Sorry, truck drivers!

Making a meal

Sometimes, it feels like I’m living in a house full of truck drivers.… No offense to truck drivers.

Sugar Bear
Sometimes, it feels like I’m living in a house full of truck drivers.… No offense to truck drivers.

2. My biscuit is closed for business.

June and sugar bear camping

My biscuit is closed for business.

June
My biscuit is closed for business.

3. It’s gonna get real when the bills come in.

Making a meal

It’s gonna get real when the bills come in.

June
It’s gonna get real when the bills come in.

4. It’s gonna be a salmonella pie.

Making a meal

It’s gonna be a salmonella pie.

Pumpkin
It’s gonna be a salmonella pie.

5. Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.

Angry june shannon

Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.

June
Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.

6. The girls know how to push my buttons, especially my cuss button.

Making a meal

The girls know how to push my buttons, especially my cuss button.

June
The girls know how to push my buttons, especially my cuss button.

7. I feel like I am in vegetable prison.

Angry june shannon

I feel like I am in vegetable prison.

June
I feel like I am in vegetable prison.

8. I think parents should take their kids camping once just to teach them never to take their...

June and sugar bear camping

I think parents should take their kids camping once just to teach them never to take their kids camping.

Jessica
I think parents should take their kids camping once just to teach them never to take their kids camping.

9. If I can’t get no hubba bubba, I’m just happy cuddling.

June and sugar bear camping

If I can’t get no hubba bubba, I’m just happy cuddling.

Sugar Bear
If I can’t get no hubba bubba, I’m just happy cuddling.

10. We don’t need a human baby. Monkeys make good brothers.

June and sugar bear camping

We don’t need a human baby. Monkeys make good brothers.

Jessica
We don’t need a human baby. Monkeys make good brothers.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quotes

My biscuit is closed for business.

June

All I gotta say is you better keep your bat and your balls in your pants, your Tic Tac and your Skittle in your pants for a long time.

June