Quotables from Week Ending April 9, 2015

Juliette: No, I'm done calming down! Okay, you and Nick and Adalind and all of this Wesen insanity, I am so sick of it! Okay, I was normal before I met all of you. I want my life back!

Erin: Don't give me that, you play like a girl look, because I play like a girl who grew up with three brothers.

Jamie: I swear on the cross of my Lord Jesus and by the iron which I hold that I give you my fealty and pledge you my loyalty. If ever my hand is raised against you in rebellion again, then I ask that this holy iron may pierce my heart.

Milt: Russ, I want you to know that I agree with you. Russ: That's very reassuring. Milt: The digital crime board is just a piece of technology, it's a tool, nothing more. Russ: It's a piece of useless technology, it's a crutch and you're a tool.

Monica: Ian, Ian, I'm finally happy. People like us, we can be happy. I love him and that's the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? Who loves you back for who you are. I want that for you.

Diane: The law is suppose to be fair, not impersonal. In fact I would argue that the law is always personal. It has to see the human side too or else it's meaningless.

Peggy: I haven't taken a vacation, well, ever.

Mary: If you believe nothing else I say, believe this. If you defy me, only horror awaits you. Unimaginable and infinitely painful. Hear me. That is no mere promise, but a curse.

Rebekah: All of us live with a demon inside. Some days you control the demon. And other days it controls you. And it is always hungry. It feeds on lust and longing. And while you may slumber, the demon never sleeps. It tempts you into crossing every line you've ever drawn, all the while it tests you, haunts you. And once it has turned your loved ones into enemies, the demon has consumed you whole.

Joe: I'm not a trick pony. I'm not just here to do your bidding, at least not without a little foreplay first.

Rogelio: Between you and me, I would like to declare myself #TeamMichael. But, first and foremost, I must remain #TeamJane. That means I must encourage you to #Moveon.

Emma: Oh, and uh, the password to the WiFi is MOTHER, all caps.

David: You have to trust me on this. This is not your burden to carry.

Liv: I don't know how many 'Take Back the Night' self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.

Bob: Before you try to seduce me, just know it’s been tried before.

Tony: Look at him down there. McGee in the role of black market gun buyer. It's the worst casting since Kevin Costner in Robin Hood.

Lincoln: Our gifts don't have to be terrifying, they're a part of us. I felt lost before I came here too, looking for answers in all the wrong places. But we're connected to something bigger and older than we could have ever imagined; something extraordinary. Don't walk away from it.

Amaro: Did I miss an episode of Girls? Remind me what a Rainbow Party is?

Juliette: I am relieved since now I know exactly where I stand. Somewhere below your precious little label and your stupid, perfect hair.

Brennan: It's a good thing you brought me rather than Aubrey. He'd eat everything here. Not literally. I'm just exaggerating.

Raj: What if he's in prison? What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? I'm just saying if he's got your nose and haircut, he'd make a killer Ringo.

Arizona: You know, cutting off a penis isn't actually that big of deal. I mean, it's not like he needs it for survival or I don't know, to walk.

Floki: Harsh are the gods! But I performed great sacrifices, I loved you, I gave you half of all my best goods. And still you have betrayed me!

Sherlock: You're partisan hacks that twist facts until they cohere to a preexisting viewpoint. All while hiding behind the seemingly academic label "think tank". I despise you and your ilk on both sides of the aisle.

Matt: I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father. I'm asking for forgiveness... for what I'm about to do.