Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 12, 2015

Bishop: It's your past, Tony. And it's a good one. ~ Tony: I have a tricky relationship with the past. I can either bury it or fixate on it. Still working out the kinks. ~ Bishop: Well whatever happened in your past helped make you the awesome guy you are today.

Kono: What matters is I love you, and I can't imagine my life without you. I want to be your wife Adam.

Mable: Then why turn up looking like a cross between a Vogue fashion plate and a case of dynamite. ~ Mary: Well I can't make it too easy for him.

Thea: You know, I've been wondering. How do you decide between the red hoodie and the one with the mask? ~ Roy: [chuckles] I'm glad you know. ~ Thea: I felt pretty lame not recognizing my own brother just because he's wearing a hood.

Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom. ~ Homer: Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom. Homer: Simpler times.

Milady: The truth is staring you in the face, and you can't even see it. ~ Athos: What truth? ~ Milady: Whatever I am, you love me. And you always will.

Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world. ~ Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

Ellie: Something's off. ~ Travis: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. ~ Ellie: No, but that's funny.

Aria: What do we do know? We just wait until A paints the town red in our DNA? ~ Hanna: One drop here, one spot there, and kaboom; we're all sharing a jail cell with Ali. ~ Spencer: You are like the queen of not helping!

Reese: Give em hell, Harry. Finch: Please don't call me that.

Tim: I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs.

Peter: Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.

Narrator: If a lightbulb could go on over Michael's head, it would. [light on] Nadine: Sorry, it was kind of dark in here.

Castle: You don't have to hunt them anymore. You raise them, like livestock.

Louis: Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend.

Brett: I can't have an international peace treaty about the state of my boner in the middle of making love.

Murphy: Touch me again and I'll end you. In a non-criminal way.

Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year. ~ Jarvis: I'm not sure there's enough ink in all of New York to complete that request. ~ Peggy: Fine, just in the last six months then, is that possible? ~ Jarvis: Oh yes, I suggest we start with the Western Hemisphere. ~ Peggy: Oh please.

Louis: They were infected with an infectious disease called Mike Ross. Now I am in the car with patient zero. ~ Mike: For your information, patient zero is the first person infected with the disease, not the disease itself.

Connor: My date turned into a threeway with a madman.

Kate: I just keep reminding myself it is just the mall. ~ JJ: I don't think parents are ever ready for their kids to grow up. ~ Kate: It feels like yesterday she was in diapers. ~ JJ: Teenagers. I don't know how my mom survived. ~ Kate: Mine either.

Dean: We'll just kill the Internet. Can we do that?

Cabe: You have a 170 IQ, and you don't know how to operate a flashlight?

Conde: I hear you. I do. But of all the reasons you've expound of why we can't be together none are of the heart. I have to fight every instinct I have pulling me toward you. When I'm near you I am aware of every breath you take and when I am away even the wind in the trees reminds me of you. ~ Mary: You will be the death of me and I of you.

Joan: I feel ... okay. I feel clear about something. Our work ... what we do ... it's not just a job now. It's who I am. I'm a detective. I'm ready to embrace that. I live in this world. Your world. And I probably will for the rest of my life. ~ Sherlock: It isn't my world. It's our world.

Slater: Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu? ~ Archer: Huh? Oh, no, no, just that one phrase ~ Farouk: The only phrase you know in Urdu is "No shit, you goat-raping pig devil"? ~ Archer: What?! I thought it meant "I'm sorry." Huh, probably why that night in a Karachi went from pretty bad to much worse. ~ Slater: I'm gonna stop you there. ~ Archer: Probably someone should. There's a baby.

Amelia: If you aren't willing to keep looking for light in the darkest of places without stopping even when it seems impossible, you will never succeed.

Deacon: I know I can fight this cancer, but I don't know if I can beat it. See the thing is, if I lose...uh there was a time when that wouldn't have mattered that much, but it does now. I got a daughter, and I got a niece, and I got...I got a lot of people I care about. They care about me, and when I think about not being there for them...You talk about feeling powerless. This is a powerlessness at a level that damn near overwhelms me. Truth is I'm terrified.