Quotables from Week Ending January 21, 2016
Carissa Pavlica
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Thursdays really had things rolling this week as Heroes limped off for the second time in television history while DC's Legends of Tomorrow roared onto the night with so many quotable moments, making it one of the most purely enjoyable hours on the telly in ages.
That was followed by the triumphant return of The 100 and they are never lacking for witty dialog.
TBS had 25 hours of essentially commercial-free Angie Tribeca to giggle over while Supernatural set the Devil into a new body, but gave Sam the right of first refusal. You can see how well he took that in the quote in this show.
Find out what else was going on around the dial when you scroll through the slideshow!
1. DC's Legends of Tomorrow
Ahhh. Dollar beers. Ya gotta love the '70s. Who wants to listen the Captain and Tennille? My mother played it. A lot.
Mick
2. The 100
Eighty-six days. On my last box of food, so... Really never thought I'd miss the Ark this much but, anyway. Jaha, if you're seeing this that would indeed mean you are not dead, so SCREW YOU!
Murphy
3. Blue Bloods
Hit by a bus, that's supposed to be, like you know, a metaphor. You actually get hit by a bus it means things are lined up against you.
Frank
4. Shades of Blue
Stuart: Six years as a Marine. Twenty-five years on the force. Your gut is the reason you're still alive. What does it say?
Woz: That you can't take back a bullet.
5. Reign
I never said I was a good man, but one can receive good advice from a bad person.
Gideon [to Mary]
6. NCIS
Dacey: My night crew won't be in for a few hours, but you guys are welcome to stick around. Actually, it's 90s night, in case you guys want to re-live some of your glory days later.
McGee: Excuse me?
Tony: Glory days?
Dacey: Yeah. Show off some of those old dance moves. Little "Can't Touch This."
7. Younger
Josh: Babe! You're not a millennial.
Liza: Yeah, and Dr. Dre is not a doctor.
8. Downton Abbey
A peer in favor of reform. It's like a turkey in favor of Christmas.
Violet
9. Angie Tribeca
Atkins: We got a killing spree on our hands.
Geils: The word 'spree' makes it sound fun, but it isn't.
10. Arrow
Laurel: Hey, how you doing?
Felicity: I have never been more ready to have a bunch of guys poking around inside of me. Doctors. Doctors.
11. Family Guy
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
12. Madam Secretary
Well this is called The World 2030 and I have to tell you it's just not a pretty world, particularly for Myanmar after we sign this agreement.
Maxwell
13. The Good Wife
Eli: Six years ago, Alicia got a voicemail from a friend, someone who was in love with her.
Marisa: Will?
Eli: Yes, how do you know that?
Marisa: I have eyes.
14. Supergirl
Alex: You're staring.
Maxwell: Just wondering where you're hiding your gun under that dress.
Alex: Well behave and you won't have to find out.
15. Scorpion
I caught the cooties watching you and groovy grandpa fumble with the ladies.
Toby
16. American Crime
If I were a girl...people loose their minds when something happens to a girl. They have rights groups supporting them, lesbians out hating men, but a guy...
Taylor
17. The Flash
Captain: Nice to meet ya, Wally. Your pops here is a hell of a detective.
Wally: Obviously not.
18. Chicago Med
Maggie: Did you try that pillow I gave you?
Nat: Uh, yes. I've added it to the twenty other pillows that aren't helping me sleep.
19. Shadowhunters
Isabelle: Don't tell me you are afraid?
Simon: Are you kidding? I was born afraid, which sounded a lot better in my head.
20. Agent Carter
Ready for another adventure, Ms. Carter?
Jarvis
21. Teen Wolf
You don't get a name like Dread Doctors and not get classified as the bad guys.
Mason
22. New Girl
OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
Jess
23. Galavant
You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.
Sir Arnold
24. Chicago Fire
Herrmann: So hey, when's the big day buddy?
Mouch: We haven't exactly set a date yet, we don't want to rush into anything.
Herrmann: Yeah of course man, you're young, you've got your whole life ahead of you. Why rush?
Mouch: I see your sense of humor is still intact. That's too bad.
25. The Expanse
We set him up to be a leader and then gave him a fight he could never win. The day before his eighteenth birthday, I took him out to mend a fence and I told him to get as far away from this place as he could.
Elise
26. Colony
Will: How do you live with this job?
Phyllis: By focusing on the big picture. Have people already forgotten the arrival? Every defense mechanism in this city was wiped out within eight hours. Do you really think a handful of guerrillas is going to make a difference against them? All they're going to do is take more innocent lives and ensure that conditions in this block get much worse. The buses haven't left yet for the factory. I can probably hold them for a minute or two.
27. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
You forgot to say 'Like us on Facebook.'
Barbara
28. Pretty Little Liars
Emily: What do we do? Do we erase the video?
Hanna: We're not in high school anymore Emily. We're going to talk to Aria.
29. NCIS: New Orleans
I'm gonna make an executive decision here and end this conversation!
Pride
30. Hawaii Five-0
Steve: Well, the morning's yours Aunt Deb, what do you want to do?
Aunt Deb: What do I want to do? I want to drive your truck.
Steve: What?
Aunt Deb: Your pickup truck, I want to take that bad boy for a spin.
31. Law & Order: SVU
Abby: He started sexting me.
Olivia: Did you text him back?
Abby: I wasn't slutty.
32. Chicago PD
Roman: You see this is why I've never been engaged.
Platt: Huh, and here I thought it was on account of you being a heartless jag-off.
Roman: Hey, I've been in love many times. They just all turn out to be crazy.
33. Code Black
Cory: And honestly, a trip to the ER seemed like as good an excuse as any to get away from the kids.
Christa: How many do you have?
Kelly. Three. Which is like thirty.
Cory: I love them, but they are serial killers, all of them.
34. Supernatural
I'm ready to die. And I'm ready to watch people I love die. But I'm not ready to be your bitch.
Sam
35. Heroes Reborn
Malina: There's no one even guarding the place.
Luke: There's no one left to guard.
36. The Blacklist
Take your seat, Marcus. You’re information is incorrect and you’re standing in my light.
Red
