Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015
Carissa Pavlica at . Updated at .There is so much going on this week in quotes we're not going to bore you with idle chit chat before you get to the good stuff.
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1. Once Upon a Time
Emma: We go get the spark thing and then I'm working my way back to you, babe.
Hook: I know when you're quoting me something.
Emma: And I love that you never know what it is.
2. The Originals
Cami: How're you holding up?
Kinney: Well, I'm gushing blood into a bucket because the vampire who kidnapped us doesn't want to stain his floor. So...pretty great.
3. Blue Bloods
Garrett: You got through that whole conversation without dropping a single curse word. How the hell do you do that?
Frank: I was partially raised by nuns.
4. Grimm
What if he's like me, or what if he's like you? What if he's some weird combination of both of us, like some Hexen-Grimm or Grimmenbiest?! I can't do this alone!
Adalind
5. Reign
Francis: Hardly a day goes by where I don't wish someone else were making the decisions.
Charles: But you always seem so confident...
Francis: Remember! Being King's a performance.
6. Doctor Who
You know, I'm over two thousand years old. I'm old enough to be your messiah.
The Doctor
7. Homeland
I went to Saul...Berenson...and he's always been there for me. Always. And this time he wasn't. And I was shocked, I guess. I had, I had no idea how much he hates me.
Carrie
8. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit."
Charles
9. The Good Wife
Eli: I need a quote from you for Peter's bio.
Alicia: Do you need it to be true?
Eli: True adjacent.
10. Quantico
This is feeling less like an exam and more like the last ten minutes of Saw.
Elias
11. Family Guy
TV is how stupid losers spend their time.
Peter
12. The Librarians
Let's just say that the French Revolution had less to do with economic disparity and more to do with inviting a face dancer to a party at the Marquis de Sade's house. Some images one cannot un-see.
Jenkins
13. The Walking Dead
Doing this will start us down a road where nothing matters. Where no one else matters.
Spencer
14. Code Black
Dr. Neal Hudson: If the tertbutaline failed, the next step is a shot of phenylephrine.
Dr. Mario Saveti: How about I just give him a shot of Jaeger and some magazines?
15. Grey's Anatomy
I made a promise to Cristina that I wouldn't let you go dark and twisty. That I'd be your person if you needed one.
Meredith
16. Heroes Reborn
Ironic, huh? Sent to save the world and you can't even get yourself a chocolate bar.
Quentin
17. Gotham
There's a fine line between extortion and negotiation.
Bruce
18. Supergirl
Waitress: How can you eat sticky buns every day and still stay so thin?
Kara: I'm an alien.
19. Major Crimes
If I can ruin Jack Raydor's day, the pleasure will be all mine.
Provenza
20. Ash vs Evil Dead
Ash: Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talkin', if things get hairy, use your bottle.
Pablo: [holds up broken beer bottle] I don't think it's a very good weapon, jefe. You had to stab Roper about 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you. Now come on. You ready?
21. Scorpion
Happy: Remember your disgusting habit?
Toby: Which one? I'm going to need you to elaborate.
22. Castle
Flowers are a nice thank you gift. A giant Rambo knife, that's psychotic.
Castle
23. Awkward
I just love cotton candy so much. You could build a room with it.
Lissa
24. Scandal
Olivia: I believe him. My gut says he is telling the truth.
Jake: Of course you do, otherwise you'd just be a fool with daddy issues.
25. Blindspot
Jane: What's going on with you and Mayfair?
Weller: Nothing.
Jane: Are we friends?
Weller: Course.
26. Agents of SHIELD
Simmons: Do you remember when we first met? I do. You were so quiet and pasty. So incredibly smart. Handsome. Quite a strange feeling, isn't it? Never wanting to be without someone. You must've been so annoyed me following you around all the time.
Fitz: No. Never.
27. The Grinder
Dean: I was the star quarterback on the school team and the week before the state championship I broke my ankle.
Ethan: In practice?
Dean: No, without going into too much detail I was having sex with the hottest girl in school in her parent's shower and I slipped.
28. Wicked City
It's no wonder that the killer chose you. You're just as hungry for fame and recognition as he is.
Contreras
29. The Bastard Executioner
Milus: Perhaps someday they will sing songs of our bravery.
Toran: It will be a short and clumsy tune.
Wilkin: Full of sour notes and harsh rhymes.
30. The Flash
Holy crap. I've made out with The Flash.
Linda
31. Supernatural
Do you have any idea how much stuff I had to steal, then pawn, to pay for that?
Metatron
32. How to Get Away with Murder
Imagine your parents are the sick ones, and you're the one that gets thrown out with the trash. I'd have killed them, too. Good luck in getting the jury to believe the inbred weirdo didn't do it.
Annalise [to Sinclair]
33. Arrow
Felicity: I lost myself in you, but I was never that girl, that girl who just loses herself in a guy. That is not who I am.
Oliver: This isn't about Ray. It's about us.
Felicity: No. Yes. I don't know.
34. The Leftovers
I need to talk to you now, Nora. Have you been noticing that I've been kind of losing my mind?
Kevin
35. Chicago Fire
All right guys, please stop, you can take the kid gloves off. What happened, happened. I've been cleared for duty, ready to work, and I am happy to knock anyone's teeth out who treats me like a snowflake.
Dawson
36. Scream Queens
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society. The Voting Rights Act should be authorized in every state. And the Affordable Care Act does not require people to eat broccoli!
Dean Munsch [to "Antonin Scalia"]