Quotables from Week Ending November 4, 2016

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Laughter is the best medicine, so they say.

That's good, because it's flu and cold season, and my nose is starting to run.

Oh yeah, quotes. There are some funny little buggers to be had from many shows this past week, so prepare to be in very good heath. 

It's a snap. Read and enjoy!

1. Supernatural

Welcome to the neighborhood supernatural season 12 episode 4

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean
Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

2. Chicago Med

Childhood sweethearts chicago med

Halstead: Now he's doing jumping jacks in the nude.
Nina: You really need a new roommate.

Halstead: Now he's doing jumping jacks in the nude. Nina: You really need a new roommate.

3. Hawaii Five-0

Fighting to free his mother hawaii five 0

McGarrett: Hi, can I help you?
Lynn: I'm not sure if I have the right place. A handsome gentleman promised me an evening of romance and fine dining.
McGarrett: I can definitely help you with one of those.
Lynn: I hope it's dinner because I am starving.

McGarrett: Hi, can I help you? Lynn: I'm not sure if I have the right place. A handsome gentleman promised me an evening of romance and...

4. Quantico

Uncovering the plan quantico

I don't think he was going to give me a Columbian neck tie in between sips of his Kale Apple Ginger.

Shelby
I don't think he was going to give me a Columbian neck tie in between sips of his Kale Apple Ginger.

5. Shameless

The shelters future shameless

Carl: I told them I was part black, they didn't believe me.
Dom's Dad: You want me to vouch for your black-ness?

Carl: I told them I was part black, they didn't believe me. Dom's Dad: You want me to vouch for your black-ness?

6. Gotham

Deep discussion gotham season 3 episode 7

Penguin: It's a shame I don't have a plus one.
Nygma: I can't go anyway. I have a date.
Penguin: With the woman you claim you love after knowing only a few hours?
Nygma: The heart keeps its own time.

Penguin: It's a shame I don't have a plus one. Nygma: I can't go anyway. I have a date. Penguin: With the woman you claim you love after...

7. Westworld

Dolores mission westworld

You used to be beautiful. When this place started, I opened one of you up once, a million little perfect pieces. And then they changed you, made you this sad, little real mess, flesh and bone, just like us. They said it would improve the park experience. But you know why they really did it? It was cheaper. Your humanity is cost effective, so is your suffering.

The Man in Black
You used to be beautiful. When this place started, I opened one of you up once, a million little perfect pieces. And then they changed...

8. Once Upon a Time

A captive captain once upon a time season 6 episode 6

You call this an entrance, Regina? Well, I suppose I was the one with all the flair.

Evil Queen
You call this an entrance, Regina? Well, I suppose I was the one with all the flair.

9. NCIS: Los Angeles

A dark past ncis los angeles

Eric: The X-Box Games are coming up and we're building up my controller-grip strength. No pain ...
Nell: No weakness.
Deeks: No idea who you two are.

Eric: The X-Box Games are coming up and we're building up my controller-grip strength. No pain ... Nell: No weakness. Deeks: No idea who...

10. Secrets and Lies

Cornells job secrets and lies

So the only thing you weren't lying about, is that everyone lies.

Eric
So the only thing you weren't lying about, is that everyone lies.

11. The Walking Dead

A new group the walking dead

People want someone to follow.

Ezekiel
People want someone to follow.

12. Masters of Sex

Posing as a couple masters of sex

If I know Virginia, she'll take full advantage of this trip. They're posing as a couple, after all. They're going through treatment. I think she's hoping the Masters and Johnson method will work on Masters and Johnson.

Art
If I know Virginia, she'll take full advantage of this trip. They're posing as a couple, after all. They're going through treatment. I...

13. Madam Secretary

Getting on the ballot madam secretary

Russell: Here's a novel idea: stick to the Prime Directive. Let democracy take its course...without U.S. interference.
Elizabeth: Really? A Star Trek reference?

Russell: Here's a novel idea: stick to the Prime Directive. Let democracy take its course...without U.S. interference. Elizabeth: Really?...

14. Lucifer

The heart explodes lucifer season 2 episode 6

Halloween is the one night you get to be whatever you want.

Trixie
Halloween is the one night you get to be whatever you want.

15. Supergirl

Fight club supergirl

Alex: You look like crap.
Winn: Thank you, I saw the mirror this morning.

Alex: You look like crap. Winn: Thank you, I saw the mirror this morning.

16. Scorpion

Halloween past scorpion

Happy: Okay, take a bobby pin, and I can walk you through the lock pick.
Toby: I always wear a hat. Why would I have a bobby pin?

Happy: Okay, take a bobby pin, and I can walk you through the lock pick. Toby: I always wear a hat. Why would I have a bobby pin?

17. Jane (the former virgin)

Emilio and gloria estefan jane the virgin

Okay, I've had sex. I am now a person who's had sex.

Jane
Okay, I've had sex. I am now a person who's had sex.

18. Timeless

Battle of the alamo timeless

How'd you get fired? How do I get fired?

Rufus
How'd you get fired? How do I get fired?

19. From Dusk Till Dawn

Dr block

Richie: Are we going to say it?
Seth: Say what? Ah. Here's to getting rich and fat.
Richie: And dying in the arms of a beautiful woman.

Richie: Are we going to say it? Seth: Say what? Ah. Here's to getting rich and fat. Richie: And dying in the arms of a beautiful woman.

20. The Flash

Looking for help the flash

Can you imagine what it would be like to have those powers? I'd be using them to change the world. Instead I wasn't one of the chosen few.

Julian
Can you imagine what it would be like to have those powers? I'd be using them to change the world. Instead I wasn't one of the chosen few.

21. No Tomorrow

True feelings no tomorrow

Practicing holding my breath in case of chemical attack.

Hank
Practicing holding my breath in case of chemical attack.

22. Agents of SHIELD

Fight for survival agents of shield

That's the deal I made. I swore to go after those who spilled innocent blood, and I was reborn.

Robbie
That's the deal I made. I swore to go after those who spilled innocent blood, and I was reborn.

23. This Is Us

Olivia and kevin this is us

You're adopted, and we don't talk about that enough. Because to me, you are every part my son. And maybe I don't want you to feel like you stand out. But I need you to know something. I want you to stand out. I want all of you to be as different as you can possibly be, in all the best ways. I love you as much as a human heart can, kiddo. You are an exceptional young man. So don't let your old man's poor choices make you feel afraid to be different, OK? OK.

Jack
You're adopted, and we don't talk about that enough. Because to me, you are every part my son. And maybe I don't want you to feel like...

24. Chicago Fire

Otis on the scene chicago fire s5e4

What's going on here? You having a mental event of some sort?

Mouch
What's going on here? You having a mental event of some sort?

25. Salem

The new powerful witch salem

Anne: I gave you a simple test and you failed. I left you free to move and speak. If you move or speak against me, Brown Jenkins feasts on your insides.
Cotton: You have me in a prison.
Anne: No, dear Cotton. I have a prison inside you. Now come to bed.

Anne: I gave you a simple test and you failed. I left you free to move and speak. If you move or speak against me, Brown Jenkins feasts...

26. Younger

The look younger

Good luck. We're all begging for more cock. I mean Crown of Kings, of course. C. O. K. I've never said that acronym out loud. I've always just read it, alone, in my head.

Diana
Good luck. We're all begging for more cock. I mean Crown of Kings, of course. C. O. K. I've never said that acronym out loud. I've always...

27. Arrow

An old friend arrow

Diggle: You must be the new kids on the block.
Curtis: More like the Backstreet Boys.

Diggle: You must be the new kids on the block. Curtis: More like the Backstreet Boys.

28. Frequency

First day frequency

Frank: Slow down. We're not going to help anybody if we're not gonna get there.
Raimy: What the hell, dad? Calm down.
Frank: It's 'what the hell' Detective Sullivan.

Frank: Slow down. We're not going to help anybody if we're not gonna get there. Raimy: What the hell, dad? Calm down. Frank: It's 'what...

29. American Horror Story: Roanoke

The nightmare of chapter 8 american horror story

We're part of the United States! We get TV!

Jethro
We're part of the United States! We get TV!

30. Code Black

Landslide in malibu code black

Campbell: Are you removing a spleen in the ER?
Ethan: Yeah, we thought her dying in the elevator wasn't the best way to go.

Campbell: Are you removing a spleen in the ER? Ethan: Yeah, we thought her dying in the elevator wasn't the best way to go.

31. The Big Bang Theory

More fun with flags the big bang theory

Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.

Sheldon
Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd...

32. Rosewood

The cold case rosewood

Rosewood: It's Disney World. Who doesn't like Disney World?
Kayla: It's for little kids.

Rosewood: It's Disney World. Who doesn't like Disney World? Kayla: It's for little kids.

33. Legends of Tomorrow

Something is wrong dcs legends of tomorrow

Ray: You OK?
Mick: We were attacked by zombies. And somebody put sprouts on my sandwich.

Ray: You OK? Mick: We were attacked by zombies. And somebody put sprouts on my sandwich.

34. Pitch

Letting loose pitch

Ginny: I guess you've seen the video.
Dr.:The whole world has seen the video.

Ginny: I guess you've seen the video. Dr.:The whole world has seen the video.

35. How to Get Away with Murder

Consequences how to get away with murder

Connor: Maybe you were both with him.
Asher: Oh, two beards, one chick. That's hot.

Connor: Maybe you were both with him. Asher: Oh, two beards, one chick. That's hot.

36. Grey's Anatomy

Meredith grey photo

Alex: They're gonna overhaul the program because I beat up DeLuca.
Meredith: Everything isn't about you. That doesn't even make sense.
Alex: A teacher beat up a student.
Meredith: Oh, that makes sense.

Alex: They're gonna overhaul the program because I beat up DeLuca. Meredith: Everything isn't about you. That doesn't even make sense....

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Daria

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