It's premiere week! Shows were coming at us left and right and with them all the good quotes. See what your favorite new and tried and true characters had to say.
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Check out this slideshow of eleven characters that surprise us, and other characters, with their hidden depths and unanticipated intelligence!
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With NCIS Season 14 upon us, here is what we hope to see! NCIS Season 14 Episode 1 kicks off the action Tuesday, September 20, 2016 at 8/7c on CBS.
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A mainstay of any upcoming season is change. Check out some of the casting changes you can expect for your favorite shows and stars for 2016 right here.
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Deceased, moved on, or abruptly left, these characters made their mark on a show they no longer inhabit, and we would like to see them return this season.
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The relationships between these men and women were a crux to their shows, but it had nothing to do with romance. These couples were the best of friends.
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Good music, good food, and fun people is what a pool party is all about. Check out which favorite TV characters we'd party with this summer!
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Throw on your sweat pants and grab that pint of double fugde ice cream because it's time to take a look at the relation(ships) that sunk this season! Breaking up is hard to do!
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There were 9 twists on TV this spring that we'll never be able to forget. Find out which shows made the cut and just how far they twisted right now!
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The spring TV season saw many of our beloved characters die or exit their respective shows, leaving us heartbroken. Check out our list of those we'll miss the most!
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The stats are in! What scripted series (nope, we don't care that football was number one) topped the ratings during the 2015-16 season? Find out now!
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We have the best quotes from around the dial for the week ending May 20, 2016. A lot of shows had finales. Find out if their dialogue was up to par!
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NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.