The best quotes for the week ending April 22, 2016, are coming at you! We let the characters do the talking on our behalf once a week. Find out what they have to say!
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These couples got so close. Either they got their relationship to work and failed or their flirtationship was their peak, though some were just taken away.
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Some characters take things a little too seriously, think everything is a life or death situation or just generally make more of every small thing. They need to chill out!
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We have quotes this week that drop pop culture references to Blake Lively, Robocop, Skinemax (woowoo) and Santana - and that's just by Tuesday! Read on!
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The best quotes of the week ending March 26, 2016? We have them from the Younger finale, the return of Stitchers, Castle, Lucifer and more. Read on!
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March is Caffeine Awareness Month and we thought we'd acknowledge it with TV characters who might just be a little addicted. Check out our picks!
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When does your favorite show end? We know you don't want it to end at all, but better than you know when it does right? Here's a handy schedule!
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It's the best day of the week! We have quotes. Hold onto your hats, guys, because we have some great one for you. Who won the coveted top four positions?
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Holy moly! It's March! In like a lion and out like a lamb, so they say. Let's see if the quotes come roaring in even without the help of the Lyon family!
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Is it the man who makes the suit or the suit that makes the man? Check out these 17 well dressed men in suits who grace our TV's and make us swoon.
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With so many great shows on the air, the Quotables were rockin' for the week ending February 25, 2016. Scroll through and start talking like a star!
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Lucifer is on fire. Mick Rory had a laugh out loud moment on Legends of Tomorrow. What else happened? Find out when you scroll through our best!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott