The Vampire Diaries Quotes from "No Exit"

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1. Brotherly Love

Very concerned stefan

You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

Stefan
You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

2. Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

Very concerned stefan

Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

Stefan
Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

3. You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?

Tyler vs caroline

You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?

Tyler
You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?

4. Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.

Tyler vs caroline

Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.

Tyler
Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.

5. And they say blondes are dumb.

Caroline vs nadia

Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.

Caroline: You compelled him again? Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.

6. At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.

Angry nadia

At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.

Nadia
At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.

7. And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??

Seor chang photo

Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??

Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost! Janitor: And you just believed 'em?...

8. And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook...

Professor duncan picture

And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.

Professor Duncan
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a...

9. She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to...

Professor duncan picture

She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.

Professor Duncan
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.

10. You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a...

Abed community

You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.

Abed
You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.

11. I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work...

Abed community

Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.

Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor-- Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But...

12. I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher....

Abed community

I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.

Abed
I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume....

13. Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.

Making a suggestion

Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.

Katherine
Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.

14. Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

Tyler vs caroline

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence. Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

15. As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.

Dr wes pic

As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.

Dr. Wes
As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.

16. I don't even know what that means.

Matt and nadia

Katherine: You two have been tucked away, canoodling?
Nadia: I don't even know what that means.

Katherine: You two have been tucked away, canoodling? Nadia: I don't even know what that means.

17. The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well…...

Up close with caroline

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

18. You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

Up close with caroline

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

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