The Vampire Diaries Quotes from "No Exit"
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You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.Stefan
Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.Stefan
You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?Tyler
Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.Tyler
Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.
At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.Nadia
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.Professor Duncan
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.Professor Duncan
You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.Abed
Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.
I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.Abed
Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.Katherine
Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.
As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.Dr. Wes
Katherine: You two have been tucked away, canoodling?
Nadia: I don't even know what that means.
The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.
You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.