The Vampire Diaries Quotes from "No Exit"
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Which was your favorite?
1. Brotherly Love
You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.
Stefan
2. Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.
Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.
Stefan
3. You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?
You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?
Tyler
4. Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.
Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.
Tyler
5. And they say blondes are dumb.
Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.
6. At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.
At the end of the day, she's still your mom and you love her.
Nadia
7. And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
8. And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook...
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.
Professor Duncan
9. She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to...
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.
Professor Duncan
10. You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a...
You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.
Abed
11. I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work...
Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.
12. I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher....
I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.
Abed
13. Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.
Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.
Katherine
14. Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.
Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.
15. As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.
As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.
Dr. Wes
16. I don't even know what that means.
Katherine: You two have been tucked away, canoodling?
Nadia: I don't even know what that means.
17. The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well…...
The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.
18. You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.
You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.