Angus T. Jones News

Angus T. Jones has been an active child actor since 1999, but it was his role in Two and a Half Men and the half man, Jake, that made him a star.  Now Angus is one of the richest teens earning $1.2 million per season of the sitcom that will never die.

Role Show
Jake Harper Two and a Half Men
Birth Date:
Birthplace
Austin, Texas

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog