Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
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Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell is one funny television actress that has also appeared in several movies including Edward Scissorhands.  However, we'll always love Conchata as Berta, the housekeeper and one of the best characters on Two and a Half Men.

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Charleston, West Virginia

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it