Eastwick
Recaps

It may not have been as edge of your seat as it was last week, but Eastwick still has the magical ability to keep us watching and wanting more. These three girls have yet to bore us with any unoriginal plot lines and their tangle web that they weave is just beginning. 

It is a very very sad world that we will have to live in now that the resident hottie - Chad - is dead. Oh vell - things look like they will most definitely be heating up between Roxie and Darryl now that he is gone. This could be a very good thing - who knows? He sure is hot in that creepy - up to no good - kind of way.

Joanna still has the whole "woe is me" bit playing on...maybe a little too long? I guess she did almost die last week. This week brings a very new and fine young man named Max to take her place at the paper. Dayum! Break me off a piece of that...paging...new couple alert! New couple alert! Who needs four eyes Will when you can have some sexual chocolate?

As for Kat, her new power to heal will most def. come in handy as the season progresses. Maybe with Roxie's old vision of her being killed off by her neighbor Jaime? I see a revolt of the old against the new witches occurring - and so far, it looks like Kat has the strongest powers of all.

Overall, this week proves itself that it can come back to life with the new after such an amazing deathly episode. Don't just take our word for it - if you haven't already watched it, watch it. Then read our recap and tell us what you think!

Never forgetting that humor is important in a dramatic comedy, Eastwick serves it up! Here are a few of our personal favorite quotes from last night's episode.

Darryl: Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer. | permalink

Penny: It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self. | permalink

Joanna: I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers. | permalink

Max: (speaking to Joanna) Did you flash him your boobs?! | permalink

Things really heat up in this week's episode of Eastwick - literally. The annual Halloween event - Eastwick Witch's Field  - brought about many coffin's blazing in a bonfire with all the townspeople dancing around it to Burn Baby Burn... it definitely set the stage for an edge of your seat experience; while also created a certain desire to go disco dancing. 

The entire hour is filled with "poor Joanna" moments - first, she is sitting alone sulking about losing her job - then she comes to find out that her crush kissed her new BFF Kat. Geesh - you would think she would get a break, but no - the Pastor is back and ends up kidnapping her and stuffing her in a coffin that he plans will go up in a blaze at the bonfire. Talk about having a bad day! And she's so pretty too! Pretty people don't deserve bad things happening to them like this!

Luckily for her, Kat is around and has her back! (Even though she is a man stealing friend) With her mother nature influence, Kat is able to put out the fire and save the day! This sheds new light on their friendship and Joanna realizes that maybe it should be chicks before sticks (a.k.a. dicks)..

In the end, Roxie believes that she has the power to stop her visions from coming true. At first, she thinks it is Darryl that she saved, but once Joanna is safe from harm, we all really think Roxie is able to.

The writers of Eastwick are most definitely here to shock you. We still can't believe that one of our favorites ends up dying!! Just as Bun puts it - there is no way to change what is already predetermined..

Read our entire recap of last night's episode to find out who was laid to rest...

Penny takes lead with most hilarious quotes in last night's episode "Bonfire and Betrayl" - here are a few of our favorites:

Penny: You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is. | permalink

Penny: Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy. | permalink

Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon? | permalink

During a rare celestial event, the moon becomes three times its normal size and in Eastwick, it unleashes a magical power to make the townspeople act wild. Cue Where the Wild Things Are.

Perhaps it is suppose to draw in viewers to the PG version of a TrueBlood orgy - but, when is it a bad thing to see a whole town throw caution to the wind and teepe a tree with toilet paper?

Nothing special really happens for Joanna in this weeks episode, besides her losing her job for the article that she wrote about Darryl, but the other two witches do get a little freaky-deaky!

Kat unleashes her sexy singleness by singing on top of a piano in a very hot little red dress. Amidst the blazing candle flames, it almost looks like she is the temptress from hell - enticing you to come in...which is exactly what Will, Joanna's crush, does by making out with her.  How could you blame him though? Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol...errr rather the mo-mo-mo-moon.

Roxie's psychic abilities go to full throttle. She is like the superman of psychics. She and Chad go to find Mia and end up doing the dirty dirty behind a building, which lands them in jail. With her powers harnessed she does see something very disturbing - to find out what that is, read our recap of "Mooning and Crooning".

Darryl had some great words of wisdom, below check out some of our favorite quotes from last night's episode:

Darryl: This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list. | permalink

Darryl: Would you like some of my duck in your mouth? | permalink

Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine. | permalink

Darryl: That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay. | permalink

There are plenty of shocking moments on this weeks episode of Eastwick. The girls seem to be delving more and more into the mysterious celtic symbol - even if at this moment they seem not too concerned.

Trouble brews for Joanna as the man who dumps her at the alter arrives in town the day before her big date with Will.

Roxie's visions of her neighbor Jaime keep coming back - this makes her determined to find out about who he is and where he comes from.

Kat and Raymond start to go at it in a nasty divorce battle for custody of their children. With Darryl's savvy NY lawyer's help, Kat can win it all, but at what price?

Read our full summary to find out all the shocking details of this weeks episode, "Fleas and Casserole."

We leave you with a few of our favorite quotes:

Joanna: (talking about her ex-fiance Morgan) Penny, that man took six years of my life! I thought we were soulmates and then he pooped on my heart. | permalink

Penny: (to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle. | permalink

(Roxie measuring Darryl for the sculpture)
Darryl: Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape. | permalink

Penny: It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey. | permalink

Last nights third installment of Eastwick proves that this show can not only carry its own weight, but keeps viewers on their tippy toes. 

After the tragic and unexpected death of Mia's ex-boyfriend, Roxie can't seem to shake that maybe his death had something to do with her..perhaps seeing his ghost all over town doesn't help either?

Kat really wants to believe the best in people, namely her husband Raymond, but are things really what they seem or is it too good to be true?

Joanna is one step closing to finding out who or what Darryl is, but somehow all goes astray to an even bigger Eastwick scandal.

The strange coincidences are starting to tie together, but the biggest question still remains, "WWNDD?" Read our full guide of this weeks episode, "Madams and Madames" for the answers.

 And don't forget to check out some great quotes too - a few of our favorites:

Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance. | permalink

Roxie: (looking at Kat in the sexy red dress) I have lady wood. | permalink

Darryl: (Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G! | permalink

Joanna: Meow....what? I'm cat woman. | permalink

There are plenty of mysterious things happening on this weeks episode of Eastwick.

Joanna and Penny try to unearth the true identity of Darryl Van Horne and come to meet an eccentric woman - played by Cybil Shepherd.

Kat hopes that with her newfound earthly inner strength she will be able to end her failed marriage and move on.

Roxie has her hands full with trying to protect Mia from her ex-boyfriend the rapist, finding a relationship middle ground with her boy toy Chad, and trying to figure out if the premonitions of her hunky new neighbor killing her will come true.

Read just how crazy this week gets in our detailed summary of “Reaping and Sewing.”

Don't forget to check out the quotes we've compiled from this week's new episode - a few of our personal favorites:

Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads.
Darryl: You just be careful, okay?
Joanna: What do you mean?
Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie. | permalink

Penny: You know, I can be at HarvestFest right now. I could be getting drunk, eating pie. But instead, I'm in the woods, with you, knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer.
Joanna: I know. Isn't it fun? | permalink

Darryl: You don't understand the usefulness of anger. Society tries to force you to swallow it down like a good little girl. Because you are angry, you're a bitch. If you're a bitch, no one will you love. Well, I say, that's nonsense. | permalink

Joanna: I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO. | permalink

It was a big night of premieres on ABC on Wednesday, as Modern Family and Cougar Town aimed for laughs, while Eastwick aimed for mystery and intrigue.

The pilot episode of this series - picture Desperate Housewives with a twist of magic - focused on a trio women from the New England town of Eastwick. They each make a wish on a coin, only to meet someone named Darryl Van Horne.

Can he really make their wishes come true? And do the main characters actually want him to? Read through our recap of the series premiere for the answers.

We've also compiled a handful of Eastwick quotes from the opening episode. A few of our favorites:

Kat: I'm really sick of this town, with its dumb, old legends and myths. Witches and water. It just makes us all seem like dumb, gullible hicks. | permalink

Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun! | permalink

Roxie: Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art. | permalink

Roxie: Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something? | permalink