Entourage
Recaps

Last night Entourage ended its sixth season in typical fashion with the boy(s) boarding the plane to go film Vince's next movie.  This time around, however, Vince might not be getting his whole gang.

That's because his boys were busy: Drama reconsiders his acting sebatacle and nails the Melrose Place audtion, E takes Sloan out to lunch to win her back, and Turtle hopped on a plane to win back Jamie-Lynn.

Meanwhile, after a few hiccups Ari managed to buy MGA and did a little cleaning up around the offices he just acquired.

So who got to keep their jobs and who joined Vince in Italy?  Find out in our "Give a Little Bit" recap.

Noe for some of the best Enroutage quotes from the season six finale:

Ari: I always dreamed about ruling the world, but now that I'm getting older I would settle for ruling Hollywood | permalink

Ari: If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dogs and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and let the entire SAG anally rape him if not for the fact he would enjoy it | permalink

Turtle: Any idea how quick I can get to Rome?
Flight Attendant: You just flew in from LA
Turtle: Oh yeah, I'm trying to break Guiness record for most miles in 24 hours, what's it to you? | permalink

On last night's Entourage, Terrance and his wife, Melinda Clarke, made their return to the show in a big way.  Terrance came to Ari with the intention of selling his agency, TMA, over to Miller Gold for $100 million.

Meanwhile, E had a little STD scare, Drama nearly had a heart attack at his Melrose Place audition, and Turtle and Jamie-Lynn said goodbye.  Find out the complete details in our "Scared Straight" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Drama: E, I've had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point. | permalink

Terrance: I have some business I'd like to discuss with you
Ari: A your age, shouldn't you have more important concerns? Like finding an assisted living facility... | permalink

Ari: Lloyd, if you're hiding somewhere, go deeper because I will find you soon enough | permalink

Last night's episode of Entourage was definitely one of our favorites of this somewhat disappointing season.  The episode featured Ari and Lloyd at battle to decide who gets to keep Drama as a client.

Really, is there even a winner in that war?  As if that premise couldn't be better, the episode also featured E attempting to break up with Ashley (yay!) and Turtle dealing with the temptation of another woman.

Find out exactly what happened in our "Berried Alive" recap and then enjoy some of the funniest Entourage quotes from the episode, including an epic one from Ari.

Lloyd: I'm sorry you feel that way, Ari
Ari: You're sorry, Lloyd? You have no idea how sorry you'll be. I'm going to destroy you. I am going to erode every fiber of your spirit. You know longer exist. You are dead to me and the whole town will know. Anyone meeting with you, speaking to you, or even nodding to you on the street will be dead as well. So die, Lloyd. Die, die, die! And when you're gagging on Davies' balls, I want you to bite down so he dies too!
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Lloyd: ...but you'd have to test with the network
Drama: How many other people are testing?
Lloyd: They have no one else right now
Drama: I like those odds | permalink

Lloyd [to Drama]: I've seen everything from "Viking Quest" to the "New New Love Boat." You were a tremendous yougn Merrill Stubing. | permalink