Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume? Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position. Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher? Charlie: Substitute janitor.
Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right? Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life. Dennis: Do you? Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings? Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.