Lynette takes her concerns about her future daughter-in-law to the government this week. Enjoy this clip from "We All Deserve to Die."
Added:
Bree learns something significant about Sam this week. Check out this clip from "We All Deserve to Die."
Added:
Hot diggity! Robin heats up a seemingly innocent breakfast during this clip from the 2/28/10 episode of Desperate Housewives.
Added:
Oops! Tom and Lynette forget their daughter's birthday in this clip from "The Chase."
Added:
Gabrielle gets a taste of freedom this week on Desperate Housewives. Check out this promo for "The Chase."
Added:
Tough news for Lynette in this clip: Robin tells her that her son offered her cash in exchange for sex. That's awkward.
Added:
In this scene from "Lovely," the women discuss Susan's new house guest: Robin the stripper.
Added:
It's the episode that tells it like it is. So states the announcer for this Desperate Housewives promo.
Added:
This is a great clip from Desperate Housewives. In it, Gabrielle tries to get Juanita into a new school. You can imagine how well this goes.
Added:
Desperate Housewives returns with a new episode on January 3. Watch a promo for "If ..." right here and now.
Added:
Danny Bolen is in the hospital in this scene from "Boom Crunch." He overdosed and ended up here.
Added:
This is a clip from the Desperate Housewives mid-season finale. The episode is titled "Boom Crunch."
Added:

Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

There were many things Gabrielle Solis knew for certain. She knew red was her color. She knew diamonds went with everything and she knew men were all the same. But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else...she would never want children. Unfortunately for Gabrielle, her husband, Carlos, felt differently. Yes, Gabrielle Solis knew without a doubt she didn't want to be a mother, but what she couldn't know was just how much her husband wanted to be a father, or that he'd been tampering with her birth control for months. Or that within one week's time, she'd be pregnant

Mary Alice