Aaron: What is I.M.L.T.H.O? Sherlock: In my less than humble opinion. Watson: You're abbreviations are becoming borderline indecipherable. I don't know why, because you are obviously capable being articulate. Sherlock: Language is evolving Watson becoming a more effective version of itself. I love text shorthand. It's a way you to convey content and tone without losing velocity.
Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much? Watson: I don't hate my job. Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.