Ted as a college professor? You have to watch this clip from the How I Met Your Mother season premiere.
In this clip from How I Met Your Mother, Lily gets excited by the fact that Robin and Barney are dating... only to soon be incredibly disappointed.

How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

That, my friends, is the dominator 5000, the best bull whip on the market according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy. [makes whip sound]


We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.