Marge: A branch must have knocked out the power lines. Bart: That's fine, I'll see what's on TV. Marge: That runs on electricity, also. Bart: Alright, I'll watch a DVD, there's no way that runs on electricity.... Really, does Obama know about this?
Homer: See, Lisa, looks like tomorrow I'll be shoveling ten feet of global warming. Lisa: Global warming can cause weather at both extremes, hot and cold. Homer: I see, so you're saying warming makes it colder. Well aren't you the queen of crazy land. Everything the's opposite of everything.