Welcome to Two and a Half Men, Jason Alexander. See the former Seinfeld star as Alan's doctor in this CBS promo.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Two and a Half Men is about to go Michael Bolton big. Check out the first trailer now for the Season 10 premiere.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Angus T. Jones has come out and slammed Two and a Half Men. Watch him label it as "filth" in this interview.
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It's the second half of the Two and a Half Men premiere event. As you can see here, studio audience members are excited!
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Joe Manganiello is featured in this clip from Two and a Half Men. He's awkwardly dating Walden's ex-wife.
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Alan is in charge of Jake on "Big Girls Don't Throw Food." Check out the official trailer for the episode now.
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Charlie Sheen who??? Ashton Kutcher jumps in to the Two and a Half Men credit sequence in this video. The actor has joined the sitcom for season nine.
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Alan enters a mental hospital this week, as previewed in this CBS trailer for Two and a Half Men. Watch now.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.