Two and a Half Men is about to go Michael Bolton big. Check out the first trailer now for the Season 10 premiere.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Angus T. Jones has come out and slammed Two and a Half Men. Watch him label it as "filth" in this interview.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Welcome to Two and a Half Men, Jason Alexander. See the former Seinfeld star as Alan's doctor in this CBS promo.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
It's the second half of the Two and a Half Men premiere event. As you can see here, studio audience members are excited!
Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Joe Manganiello is featured in this clip from Two and a Half Men. He's awkwardly dating Walden's ex-wife.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alan is in charge of Jake on "Big Girls Don't Throw Food." Check out the official trailer for the episode now.
Rating: 2.6 / 5.0
Charlie Sheen who??? Ashton Kutcher jumps in to the Two and a Half Men credit sequence in this video. The actor has joined the sitcom for season nine.
Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Alan enters a mental hospital this week, as previewed in this CBS trailer for Two and a Half Men. Watch now.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.