Nick: Did you save your research or burn everything down?
Mer: What if I said both?

Catherine: You are just like your mother.
Mer: Great. That means I'll win.

You're right, I'm terrible at being in relationships. And if it makes you feel any better, I've always been this way.

Bailey: Mom?
Mer: Hey, how do you feel?
Bailey: Where's Nick?

Bailey: Mer, come with me. The interns are in trouble.
Mer: Oh, please tell me it isn't Adams.

Meredith: I was going to tell you and then your mother died and then I just couldn't. I didn't want to hurt you and Nathan didn't want to hurt you
Maggie: No, this isn't about Nathan, it's you. I trusted you, to be honest with me. When you and my mother lied to me and now she's dead.

Maggie: Did you join the mile high club? Is he a good kisser?
Alex: Maybe I should go.
Maggie: Why? You probably already know.

What is so mesmerizing that you can't do your...oh, are those worms?!

Ben

You're about to deworm me. No one is ever touching me again.

Mary

Stop saying worms!

Patient

Jackson: Hey, I couldn't make the press conference, did I miss anything?
Maggie: Yeah. I learned a lot.

Meredith: I'm going to make the time to talk to Maggie today.
Nathan: Just make me the bad guy. Tell her it was all me.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey