Quotables for Week Ending May 26, 2017
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Enjoy these quotes from finales all over the dial, and don't forget we're off until the summer months ramp up.
And if they don't, well, we'll see you in the fall!
1. Doctor Who
![Visiting the vatican doctor who](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--h4KJn1gc--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495236634/visiting-the-vatican-doctor-who.png)
Bill: Are you trying to get rid of us?
The Doctor: Why?
Nardole: ‘Cause you’re sending us into the dark after a man with a gun.
The Doctor: Ah! Well, I thought of that.
Nardole: Thank you.
The Doctor: Nardole, you make sure you walk in front of Bill.
Nardole: Oh, right.
2. The 100
![Impossible decisions the 100](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--VzpM_lS8--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495578582/impossible-decisions-the-100.jpg)
Raven: She saved us again. Think we can do this without her?
Bellamy: If we don't, she died in vain. And I'm not gonna let that happen. You with me?
Raven: Always.
3. Casual
![Whats in the box casual](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Xt8MQjZ3--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495585920/whats-in-the-box-casual.jpg)
She's not getting his ashes. We murdered him. We did the dirty work.
Valerie
4. The Son
![Eli contemplates](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--qcXwf9C0--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495230242/eli-contemplates.jpg)
White People lie all the time. It's all they know how to do.
Charges the Enemy
5. Shades of Blue
![A new side shades of blue](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--cEJfTXBS--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495315304/a-new-side-shades-of-blue.jpg)
Wozniak: I don't like the idea of him being out and about. I mean, things could go south fast.
Harlee: He already shot Nate and kidnapped Cristina, I don't know how much further south it can go.
6. Into the Badlands
![Loyalties are tested into the badlands](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--c9IzYByJ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495317775/loyalties-are-tested-into-the-badlands.jpg)
Scissors -- really? What kind of death is that? Not like this. Not when I'm finally this close. And I was gonna save the world.
Bajie
7. The Leftovers
![Holy diver the leftovers s3e6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--P3vIe4cK--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495401806/holy-diver-the-leftovers-s3e6.jpg)
Grace: Was he a good husband? Kevin?
Laurie: He was a great husband. He saved me.
Grace: But you divorced him.
Laurie: Yeah, well, I joined a cult. It was just one of those things they made you do.
8. American Gods
![Life and death american gods](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--9seakF-n--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495318163/life-and-death-american-gods.png)
Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you.
Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.
9. 12 Monkeys
![You are the witness 12 monkeys s3e10](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--AW6eBYop--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1528956466/you-are-the-witness-12-monkeys-s3e10.jpg)
Olivia: You are the witness!
Athan: That's where you're wrong. But I witnessed.
10. Keeping Up with the Kardashians
![Khloe keeping up with the kardashians](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--UNn_oh6e--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495048181/khloe-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians.png)
She's 61... I don't think she has any eggs.
Kourtney
11. Madam Secretary
![Saving nato madam secretary](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--W9uiOMJb--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494640143/saving-nato-madam-secretary.jpg)
Blake [holding tennis shoes]: Ma'am, Russell Jackson wants to meet right away and he's requested that you wear flats.
Elizabeth [pause]: Why?
Blake: I didn't ask. I thought it might be classified. Or weird.
Elizabeth [mutters]: It's probably both.
12. Gotham
![The glowing owl gotham season 3 episode 19](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--zNjGmluh--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494982308/the-glowing-owl-gotham-season-3-episode-19.jpg)
You are difficult to kill. More cockroach than Penguin.
The Riddler
13. Better Call Saul
![Settling debts better call saul](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--K7TctAAe--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495406915/settling-debts-better-call-saul.jpg)
Kim: Wow, Mr. Moneybags, huh? So, this commercial thing is turning a profit?
Jimmy: It's TV, how could there not be a profit?
Kim: You didn't drain your bank account, did you?
14. Lucifer
![Charlotte on the case lucifer season 2 episode 17](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--AktaYtYh--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495469761/charlotte-on-the-case-lucifer-season-2-episode-17.jpg)
Charlotte Richards. Have you seen my plus one? She's a tired looking blonde, probably dressed in something freshly plucked from the floor.
Charlotte
15. The Bachelorette
![Rachel lindsay the bachelorette](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Tm54AXVB--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495406647/rachel-lindsay-the-bachelorette.jpg)
We both have gapped teeth which I love, obviously.
Peter
16. Jane the Virgin
![Xos wedding jane the virgin](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4xyKb_YD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494807411/xos-wedding-jane-the-virgin.jpg)
Jane: I don't believe in destiny.
Narrator: She will before the night is over.
17. The Americans
![A momentous decision the americans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--MZiD1NMw--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495409021/a-momentous-decision-the-americans.jpg)
Igor: I couldn't help your mother. I had no power. No one did. Now I can crush people if I have to. And I'll crush them for you. To keep you safe. Not just because you're my son, but because you're good.
Oleg: I'm not bringing you down with me, it's too dangerous.
18. Pretty Little Liars
![Blackmail pretty little liars](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--dl3lbAxP--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495474074/blackmail-pretty-little-liars.jpg)
Emily: Ali?
Alison: Congratulations. You're a mother.
Emily: The blood tests?
Alison: It's you and me.
19. The Flash
![Barry allen is the flash arrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--gqLAzXkn--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1416536128/barry-allen-is-the-flash-arrow.jpg)
Iris [reads future newspaper]: Iris West-Allen.
Barry: It changed back.
Joe: Does that mean what I think it means?
Barry: Yeah, Joe. The future's ours again.
20. iZombie
![The brain of a daredevil izombie](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--e2CLCCnf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495408270/the-brain-of-a-daredevil-izombie.jpg)
So this guy jumps through a flaming hoop, dressed as a scarecrow, and burns to death. I didn't get called here to give a Darwin award. How is this murder?
Clive
21. Bull
![The team is in danger bull](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--KGJtZbie--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494995273/the-team-is-in-danger-bull.jpg)
You know this would be a whole lot easier if you didn't carry that face around every time we did business.
Bull
22. Arrow
![An epic battle arrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6TFgOgxK--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495578226/an-epic-battle-arrow.jpg)
Are you looking for applause? Clapping is a little difficult for me these days.
Malcolm
23. Empire
![Demi moore guest stars empire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--fypwTLiG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495476512/demi-moore-guest-stars-empire.jpg)
She has no sort of power to get rid of you. You Cookie Lyon, Mom!
Jamal [to Cookie]
24. Law & Order: SVU
![Dropping the case law and order svu](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--JUaLdjba--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495475796/dropping-the-case-law-and-order-svu.jpg)
Carisi: Hey. We have two raped 18-year-olds and a murder. We have to rule out certain things, like were they involved in any criminal activity. Drugs, gangs, anything like that. I didn't say anything about terrorism.
Man: I'm so sick of the harassment. Even the Hispanics hate us know. They blame us for the raids, the deportations. Is it our fault they don't have proper papers?
25. Fargo
![Preparring for payback fargo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--vAFU-I9w--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495578810/preparring-for-payback-fargo.jpg)
Emmit: You know, I was thinking about it on the way over. I can't think of a single person who doesn't like me... Except you.
Ray: That's what they say to your face.
26. Archer
![The big break archer](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--5h0dQtAh--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1495579065/the-big-break-archer.jpg)
Lana: Hurry up!
Poovey: Jesus! You people would stand in a bread line and ask for toast.
Charlotte: Wait, there's toast?
Mother: WHY would there be toast!?!
Charlotte: Why WOULDN'T there be?