Episode Guide to So You Think You Can Dance Auditions, Part III

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Much like the vast majority of dancing aspirants shown on TV last night, the fourth and final auditions episode for the third season of So You Think You Can Dance had a lot going for it.

More was right than wrong, for sure. However, what was wrong was SO BAD that we just can't give the episode a ticket to Vegas right now, thankyouverymuch.

The show rolled through Atlanter â€" as it's spoken in Cat Deeley-eese. Shane Sparks (pictured) returned to join Mary and Nigel in the judges' seats as the show treated us to all of the following and more:

  • A kid with scoliosis - and sick moves
  • Distasteful Brokeback Mountain jokes
  • A competitor named Ashley Simpson
  • Lots of Southern accents

Follow the link for our recap of the final audition show before Vegas week begins on So You Think You Can Dance ...

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