No matter what happens on this season of Dancing with the Stars, Adam Carolla is a winner. How come? His partner is the uber-hot professional, Julianne Hough.

Here's a bit more about this comedian:

• Best Known For: His syndicated radio program The Adam Carolla Show, and Comedy Central's The Man Show
• Lives In: Los Angeles

• Advantages: Two-time champ Hough and, jokes Carolla, host Tom Bergeron. "I do nothing but stare at Tom," Carolla says when asked if he watches the show. "Once he finds out how I feel about him, I can't help but think he's going to be in my corner. He's supposed to be neutral. But he's only flesh and blood."
• Disadvantages: Zero dance background. "I would go to weddings to make fun of other guys who were dancing," Carolla says. When he first heard about the offer to do Dancing With the Stars, he was skeptical.

"And then my agent said, ‘Are you high? I'll give you 22 million reasons to do this show.'" Sadly, even Carolla's wife, Lynette, may be pulling for another contestant. "She's a big Kristi Yamaguchi fan," he says.

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