Alex McCord: Real Housewife, Really Naked

Alex McCord has no shame.

Her and husband Simon van Kempen were seen frolicking in his-and-hers thongs on the beach in St. Barts in an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City - and now naked photos of Alex mysteriously hit the Internet. Weird how that happens to reality stars that are desperate to remain in the spotlight, isn't it?

"I did the photos after the birth of our second son," Alex told People Magazine."I was shocked at how quickly my body came back... At that time I had the opportunity to meet a lot of photographers. And there were a couple of people who asked me to work on... projects."

That explains it. Some people, such as fellow reality TV star Trista Sutter, give birth, lose weight and grant interviews on the topic. Other bare all in the name of boatloads of money pride.

How did these Alex McCord nude photos come about? The reality TV star isn't sure.

Of course, some of post-maternity poses are not quite artful, but McCord couldn't care less:

"I'm not sure exactly how that happened. It's a non-issue. I'm one of a billion people out there who has nude photos of themselves. So what."

So we're gonna write about you and mock you for how desperate and pathetic you are, that's all. We also had no idea one out of six human beings had naked pics online. Wow.

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.