We've reported on a number of Heroes spoilers for season three.

Future Peter likely shot Nathan; Sylar sucks Claire's brains out; and he has a son.

Below, though, you have a chance to make up our own spoilers!

E! ran into Masi Oka at the Heroes premiere party last week and asked him to go over a few key plot points for season three... in Japanese! We have no idea what the actor is saying, but it's fun to make it up as he goes along.

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