Quotes from "All About the Haves and the Have-Nots"

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Last night's episode, "All About the Haves and the Have-Nots" put people out of their elements and as always it led to some really funny quotes.  The things Sage said when forced to go to a public school were hilarious!  Enjoy a sampling of the Privileged quotes we captured from last night's episode:

Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush | permalink
Megan: A doctor that does house calls, how quaint
Marco: He gets $5,000 a day
Megan: By quaint I mean holy crap | permalink
Sage, Rose and Megan at Dinner
Rose: Are you sure this is the right place?
Megan: Welcome to the public school system girls
Sage: Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo prison break | permalink
Megan: This is the type of place most kids go to school
Sage: Now I know why there's so much crime in this country | permalink
Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards | permalink

We have plenty more quotes from this episode so be sure to vote on them all!

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Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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