Reports out of the celebrity gossip realm this afternoon suggest that The Hills' couple you love to hate - the plastic, evil Speidi - secretly eloped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

These two? Doing something in secret?

Not sure if we buy it, but the intel seems solid. Follow the link for the full story on the alleged wedding of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

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