Audrina Patridge said she heard Lauren Conrad hooked up with Justin-Bobby. Heidi Montag was rehired, but sort of demoted at work, while sis Holly is still sad.

Spencer Pratt was Spencer Pratt.

That's just the beginning of the drama that transpired in SoCal last night. It was an episode full of great lines, and surprisingly mature advice from J-Bobby.

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