The Office Quotes and 30 Rock Quotes

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Thursday, from 9-10 p.m. on NBC, may be the funniest hour of TV out there. With The Office and 30 Rock back-to-back, the Peacock sure cranks out the laughs.

These shows produce so many great lines, TV Fanatic decided to compile the funniest quotes - organized by character and by episode (every episode) - for you!

Search by your favorite character and/or episode, and be sure to check back each week, because we update these pages with new quotes as soon as possible:

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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy