Wow have we got some juicy Ugly Betty spoilers for you about Thursday's episode, "Crush'd."  Apparently we can expect three hookups this week and they may not be what you expect.  Here's the skinny:

• Someone who's very much not Betty will make out with Jesse (Val Emmich)
• Wilhelmina will kiss Connor (Grant Bowler)!
• Marc will cheat on Cliff... but it will lead to a marriage proposal  We're confused, but we'll end with a picture of the happy couple from season 2:

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