Scrubs Season Premiere Spoilers

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While most mere mortals will have to wait until January 6th to see the season premiere of Scrubs, "My Jerks," Kristin Dos Santos of E! Online has already seen the episode and has some spoilers for us.  The good news is she also said the episode was "one of the funniest premieres."

  • Elliott is in a porno called "Drunk Blondes #1"
  • Dr. Maddox (Corteney Cox) fires the Janitor!?  What!?
  • J.D. asks Dr. Maddox a bunch of questions about her va-jay-jay
Courteney Cox as Dr. Maddox

Wow, we can't wait for this amazing season of Scrubs.  Thank you ABC!

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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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