Scrubs Recap: "My Absence"
Eric Hochberger at .The first of two new episodes of Scrubs last night, "My Absence," was more of a preview of a potential season nine than anything. In the episode, J.D. was taking two days off for vacation, but was still narrating the show via being on the cell phone with Elliot and being put on speakerphone. As Zach Braff has repeatedly said, he will continue to narrate the show if there's a season nine, but will not appear on screen. Get it? My Absence?
Anyways. Elliot, much like the rest of us, was tyring to cope with missing J.D; Carla told Turk they were having a second baby; Ted was busy introducing the world to his new girlfriend, the Gooch; and Cox was trying to deal with Carla no longer caring. Catch up on all the events in our "My Absence" recap.
Now for our usual favorite quotes from the episode:
Elliot: J.D. was sitting in that exact chair when we had our third kiss
Kelso: Oh that is very romantic, I will try not to drill any more farts into it | permalink
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, you do realize you don't work here anymore
Kelso: Look, her husband was an old friend of mine, plus I have forgotten more medicine than you two will ever know. [to Denise] I don't know you but I assume I have you beat because you're blond and rolling with ms reeks of beer
Elliot: It's my hair, okay?
Denise: And watch the lip, grandpa, because you wouldn't be the first old man I beat up
Kelso: I like her, she has girl balls | permalink
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