30 Rock Quotes: "Larry King"

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Last Thursday on 30 Rock, New York spiraled into mass chaos after Tracy appeared on Larry King Live, while Jack considered taking his relationship with Elisa to the next level, only to be thwarted by work obligations (click here to watch the full episode).

Below is a sampling of some of best lines from this episode. Prepare to be amused - and be sure to check out our full library of 30 Rock quotes from all three seasons!

Salma Hayek as Elisa
Elisa: It smells like dude in here. | permalink
Larry King: Tracy Jordan ... saying three serious things and then a joke. | permalink
Jack: We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa! | permalink
Jack: She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected. | permalink
Larry King: If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us. | permalink
Don Geiss: [on old video] If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid! | permalink
Liz: [on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction. | permalink

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