We hope you're sitting down.
For while we didn't think it was possible for Rock of Love Bus to shock us with its antics, even our staff - hardened to reality TV nonsense through the years - were taken aback by the premiere on this week's episode:
Bret Michaels tasked his suitors to babysit for the children of army wives for a day. As if having a parent fighting overseas wasn't traumatic enough for these kids.
What went down? You can read about it on VH1's series blog.
You can also click on the photos below for a pictorial recap of the hour (which also involved its fair share of making out, of course)...