Last night's episode of Ugly Betty was all about relationships and as you can tell from the title... sex.  So which of our favorites Modies got lucky?

Betty kept trying to make advances at Matt who seemed sexually uninterested; Archie kept trying to put his moves on Hilda who wanted to break up with him; Molly wanted to read a poem about her and Daniel's sex life in front of everyone; and Wilhelmina tried to sleep with her manny to get over Conner.

So how did sex work out for everyone?  Find out in our "The Sex Issue" recap.

Although the episode was a little bogged down by too much relationship drama, there were still plenty of great quotes.  Here's a small sampling of our favorites:

Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud | permalink

Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]
Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp | permalink

Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style | permalink

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