Gossip Girl Quotes: "Remains of the J"

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On Monday night's episode of Gossip Girl, "Remains of the J," Chuck and Vanessa teamed up to make Blair and Nate jealous, with wholly unintended results. Serena's planned birthday party for Jenny also didn't exactly turn out as she might have expected.

In addition to all the drama and eye-opening fashion, there were plenty of memorable Gossip Girl quotes this week. Here are a few of the best from "Remains of the J" ...

Dan: All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex. | permalink
Vanessa: [to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical. | permalink
Vanessa: I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs. | permalink
Penelope: In the last 20 minutes I've been hit on by two Bronfmans and a gay designer. It was so worth it. | permalink
The Fabulous Blair
Dorota: Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his ... not that this ever happen to me. | permalink
Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to. | permalink
Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off. | permalink

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.