Daisy of Love Recap: Episode Two

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F*** these guys, f*** Daisy and f*** Daisy of Love.

Which contestant uttered these magical words? Was it the same dude that bloodied himself by smashing a bottle over his head? And just how many men were forced to give old ladies a lap dance?

Get the answers to these pressing questions, and more, in our Daisy of Love recap.

12 Pack Lift
Tickle Time!
Show and Tell Judge

Waiting for a Man
The Daisy De La Hoya Face
Bloodied Flipper
Poor Professor
Blow-Up Doll
Old Lady Lap Dance

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