It's our duty, as a reality TV blog, to report that Joan Rivers won the latest edition of Celebrity Apprentice.
In last night's finale, Rivers - and her charity, God's Love We Deliver - won the top prize over her arch rival, world poker-pro, Annie Duke.
As part of her final plea, Duke said: "She called my friends Mafia and said that I was worse than Hitler. That is not professional."
Apparently, Donald Trump did not agree.
More importantly, though, does anyone actually care about this show anymore?